notgoingtosaygoodbye: combeferret: combeferret: who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table sir cumference get out
zaphodforpresident: I drank so much last night I passed out on the bathroom floor but hey at least drunk me was smart enough to use my towel as a pillow.
foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”? thank you thank you once again AH WHEN WILL THEY END EVEN MORE OMFG
harleyquinn394: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-reference: i-dont-understand-that-reference: today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found...
phanrocksmycrocs: the-whale-incident: there’s a hot orgy on my dash and u just got an invitation i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH
skittle-happy-matt: if you’re my friend you’re
strifeandslash: safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) Keep those knee pads on if you plan to blow me!
fckyeahphan: you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
moffathavemercy: tardiswanted: fhyrlight: sometimes I see a really pretty gif with no comments but i don’t reblog it because i know deep down in my heart it’s from doctor who they’re always from doctor who I jusT screamed ‘whatcha gon do’ like five times omfG
Remember these things when you’re sad: Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie” Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr. And that Chris...
Game of Thrones Sex Tip 105
samthedestitute: agameofsextips: When attempting to romance a lady knight, give her your sword. If she responds favourably, say “that’s not the only sword I wish to give you” while raising an eyebrow and gesturing to your pants. Oh lord.