conclusion: portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest
The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
Henry Cavill → Arms Crossed
Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.
This is awesome. Yes plz!
And I can’t find my name….
Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
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