Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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damienbrinks:

conclusion:  portal is a fucking great game and if you haven’t played it then you are certainly not living your life to the fullest

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

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1st September 2014

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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So you like chemistry puns…

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captainriz:

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Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.

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1st September 2014

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kalibudlolz:

This is awesome. Yes plz!

And I can’t find my name….

superungrateful:

kalibudlolz:

This is awesome. Yes plz!

And I can’t find my name….

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1st September 2014

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teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

OMFG

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