y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
But you lost all your friends
and your eyesight
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail
his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
god bless you grawly
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
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I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
^Best thing anyone has ever added to my posts LMFAO bless you Jared Gilmore!!
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Superman - Wonderwoman - Batman - Green Lantern
Infinite Crisis (The Online Game) Wallpapers
You can find more wallpapers here.
Creature Set #5: Ivy!
Just because it’s her…
Artists from top to bottom:
doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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